‘Allo ‘Allo

Meet René, the most wanted man in occupied France: women want his body, the Resistance wants his brain and the Nazis want his sausage! One of the greatest British TV comedies ever written comes to Malvern this spring. With a starstudded cast including Vicki Michelle (Yvette in the original series) and Jeffrey Holland (Hi-De-Hi), this stunning new stage production follows the hilarious adventures of René as he and his wife Edith struggle to keep for themselves a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis and hidden in a sausage in their cellar. Adding to René’s litany of woes the French Resistance, led by Michelle, force him to aid their persistent attempts to return two bumbling British airmen to England.
René, caught in the middle of this joyous mayhem must also keep secret from his wife his long-running affairs with two waitresses or losing his cherished café may be the least of his problems...